Monday, May 18, 2009

Bobby D.

"do people tell you to your
face youve changed? do you
feel offended? are you seeking
companionship? are you plump?
4 ft. 5? if you fit & are
a full blooded alcoholic
catholic, please call
ask for Oompa"

"yes. ok. i guess youre a pumpkin.
yes, it's true i referred to you as"that
chinese girl" you have a right to
be angry. but what i want to know
is just what have you got against
the chinese anyway?
maybe we can still work
it out
properly yours,
prince goulash

Tuesday, April 21, 2009



Monday, March 23, 2009

Spring Break?

Spring Break. It seems like everyone goes somewhere for Spring Break. Whether it is Cancun, California, Wisconsin, Alabama, or Canada, wherever it may be, people seem to want to get out and get out there and have a good time.
Vanessa and I were talking about what we've done for Spring Break.
We've gone to France...
... and we're going to start saving now for next Spring Break.

Meaning, look out world!

I am pretty pumped about next Spring Break now, because we're going to be able to sit back, relax, enjoy France in only like 365 days! One more summer, one more fall, one more winter, and bam! We're on a plane getting ready to get funky!

PS> I Love You, Man. Go see it. It's pretty funny. "Slappin' da bass!"

Stay Tuned!

Monday, March 16, 2009

"Everything is more complicated than you think. You only see a tenth of what is true. There are a million little strings attached to every choice you make; you can destroy your life every time you choose. But maybe you won't know for twenty years. And you'll never ever trace it to its source. And you only get one chance to play it out. Just try and figure out your own divorce. And they say there is no fate, but there is: it's what you create. Even though the world goes on for eons and eons, you are here for a fraction of a fraction of a second. Most of your time is spent being dead or not yet born. But while alive, you wait in vain, wasting years, for a phone call or a letter or a look from someone or something to make it all right. And it never comes or it seems to but doesn't really. And so you spend your time in vague regret or vaguer hope for something good to come along. Something to make you feel connected, to make you feel whole, to make you feel loved. And the truth is I'm so angry and the truth is I'm so fucking sad, and the truth is I've been so fucking hurt for so fucking long and for just as long have been pretending I'm OK, just to get along, just for, I don't know why, maybe because no one wants to hear about my misery, because they have their own, and their own is too overwhelming to allow them to listen to or care about mine. Well, fuck everybody. Amen."

I watched "Raising Arizona" with V last night, and everything she said down there... damn right. I really enjoyed it and suggest to everyone to watch it.

However, the quotation above is probably one of the few enjoyable parts of "Synecdoche, New York". Directed by the one and only Charlie Kaufman -- "Adaptation", "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind", and "Being John Malkovich". I usually enjoy most Kaufman movies, however, this one? Took me down the slippery slope of boredom. V and I agreed -- as a book? Killer. As a movie? Not so much. It was drawn out, and my father gave up an hour into and decided March Madness would be an alternate, better option, to occupying his time. Anywho.
Stay tuned!

Sunday, March 15, 2009

IMHO: This is my all-time favorite Coen brothers movie, so let me tell you why. First off, Nicolas Cage and Holly Hunter are hee-larious and totally lovable, despite their (many) flaws. Every scene is loaded with dark, screwball humor that rivals Fargo. It's eccentric in all the right places, and it grabbed my interest way more than No Country for Old Men or even The Big Lebowski ever did. If Hi McDunnough, The Dude, and Chigurh were in a free-for-all, Hi would jack the Dude's bowling ball, stick up Chigurh with his own captive bolt gun, and then go home to watch the sunset with Ed on a lawn chair. If you haven't seen Raising Arizona yet, take my advice, do yourself a favor and go pick it up.
Stay tuned!

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Our Maiden Voyage

Hey world, Vanessa and Christy here. Welcome to our sweet blog. Stay tuned!

Yo, can I have yo' numbah?